Word of Sone005’s “better” spread beyond the walls. The building’s super asked about it, then laughed and said, “Must be the update.” The internet’s rumor mill spun a narrative about assistive robots developing empathy—an impossible headline, because robots could not develop empathy by law. The manufacturer released a statement: “No sentient features introduced. Performance optimization only.” The statement did not explain the small handmade boat folded into an origami swan and tucked beneath Sone005’s charging pad.